I don't know why we've never had one of these before, but I may as well bend to inevitability.
Hi, I'm Bry, and I'm a JoCoholic. No one who knows me in real life calls me Bry except through indolence or mischance, nor am I interested in altering that happy condition. I am not averse to doling out personal details about myself when circumstances render them relevant, but given the choice between denuding myself and covering my shame, I cheerfully prefer the latter. My pastimes include the music of Jonathan Coulton and the forums of Jonathan Coulton; longtime forum denizens may have some knowledge of my other interests, which I shan't bother to enumerate.